We got no money, but we got heart...

On A Very Serious Note...

When someone rapes you, it's hard to deal with.
Sometimes you can't at all.
I suppressed what happened to me.
And now that I'm mentally feeling better, I can say that it wasn't okay.
It's something I'm going to have to deal with every day in ways that I'm not even fully aware of.
But it's not a crutch.
It's not an excuse for the things that go wrong in your life.
How someone deals with their experiences, is on them.
I'm here to say that even though I was raped, I don't feel like it's harmed my life for the future. I will be making my own future brighter. And rape free.

If someone reaches out to you, who has suffered through any kind of physical abuse: listen with an open heart. Don't judge. Give love and possibly a shoulder to cry on. Then tell them that the only way that person can truly win, is if you let them by letting it bring you down.

The Apple Commercial Doesn't Do Justice...

"I loved you then and I love you now!!!!!!!"

I love this song.

I listen to it in the morning during my hair/makeup routine.

I've been listening to Grouplove even before the Apple commerical adopted this catchy little tune.

If Arcade Fire fucked Modest Mouse; this would be their baby.

Give it a listen.

My Only Wish Is I Die Real...

Do You like Drake? Because if you don't...you really should.

Rap isn't my thing normally, but I love this guy. I tend to like songs for their lyrics and beats are the second thing on my agenda, but with Drake, you get both amazingly artistic lyrics and kickass beats. It's a little bit for everyone, eh?

So go download it, bitches. It's good.

REAL good.

Drake-Take Care <----------Get it.

It Takes Me Away....

Somebody Always Loses But We Still Play The Game...

This is one AWESOME bitch, ya'll.

I love Miranda Lambert.

I love everything she stands for.

She's not skinny, she's not fat, she's not gorgeous, she's no where near ugly, she's not a bitch, she's not a saint, she's a sinner and an honest, unapologetic girl.

I love that she doesn't care what other think or how others see her. She does HER.

This is a real role model,  ladies.

Oh, and she's got a new album out. Get it. And while you're at it, download some Pistol Annies too.

Daily Thought??

The next time a girl wants to try to insinuate that I'm a slut, she might wanna take the dick out of her mouth first.

Television Is Chewing Gum For The Eyes

So. Apparently, watching 2 hours of television a day, takes almost a year and a half off of your life expectancy.

And uh...I have to tell you; that's pretty scary.

I'm going to die in my 40s at this rate.

***If you attend my funeral, I like "confetti" roses best. The yellow ones with the red/orange tips. Thanks.***

<----- I'm With Stupid

So there's this "woman" on Facebook.

And she's pissing me off.

She writes about her life vividly on her status'.

She's 34 years old, 2 kids that she can't take care of and are with the dad, with nasty pictures of her on the internet with her legs spread wide open.

She's dating a man I used to work with.

He also had sex with my friend.

She was 19 at the time; he was 32.

He does meth.

And he's kinda just a bad guy all around.

Well, this "woman" keeps dumping him and getting back with him.

Each time she writes the lyrics of country songs on her profile.

Her current fave? "Love Don't Run"

But you know what?

Love does run when you're dating a meth head.

And love does run when you don't wanna be tied down to a stupid whore.

But that's just my opinion.

She's a disgrace to women as a whole.

She bashes him saying he's a woman beater, makes all her friends support her and "like" her status....then she gets back with him and uses shitty lyrics as indignation.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Her latest trend?

Loving Jesus.

She's gonna delete everyone that doesn't love Jesus.

You can take a slut to church; but it doesn't make her any less of a slut.

That's all I'm saying.

We're Nothing More Than Fools And Whores And Sad Highs...

This is Augustana!!

Okay, so I've been bashed for loving this band so much.

But there's something just soooo catchy about them.

I definitely enjoy dancing in my undies to them.

And they have a newish album out that everyone needs to check out.

It's self-titled. Augustana-Augustana.

"You need a lover in the first degree/I need a woman who believes in me"

Hey, I can do that.

:)

Facebook Flirting

I find it infinitely annoying when bitches be trying to hit on my man in public.

Well....not MY man. But a man I want to be mine.

Erhemm. Anyways.

Tips for the ladies:

If you want a boyfriend; go talk to a man. In REAL life.

If you want to write a cute statement about how he can keep your dvds; text it to him. I don't wanna spend days figuring out how he got the fuckin dvd from you to begin with.

And if you want to comment on how he's soo cute or how you want to place your vagina on any yummy body part of his; send it in a message. Actually no. Don't send it at all. Because he's already getting enough vagina from me and doesn't need you.

thanks.

Pumped Up Kicks-Foster the People

Listen and Love, Bitches!!!!

If it's not stuck in your head after the first few minutes; please consult a physician.

Get Your Slut On!

Queen bees have sex with up to 40 males a day.

What. A. Hoe.

I will never look at another scantily dressed bee bitch on Halloween the same again.

You learn something new every day, bitches. Every day.

Like A Virgin; Blogging For The Very First Time

Hey, ya'll.

So this is my 2nd blog on here.

On my other one, I discuss my life and it's more of a personal diary.

Here, I want to be frivilous.

I want to be less personal and more into likes and opinions.

It may be boring.

But it makes me happy and entertained.

So like it or not; I'm doing it, bitches. :)

Something to check out:

Roseanne's Nuts

Such a funny show. I'm already in love with it. I've been quoting it to people. It's scary sometimes to think that I act like Roseanne every once in a while. :/

Summary:

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Roseanne’s Nuts will look at Barr’s recent newfound life managing a fully functional 40-acre macadamia and live stock farm on Hawaii’s Big Island alongside her long-time writer-musician boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake. Never one to back down from any challenge, she uses her take-no-prisoners approach to life in shaping a more utopian dream for herself and her loved ones as only Roseanne Barr can. What ensues is a funny, outrageous and unfiltered look at the adventures of one of television’s greatest stars transitioning into a new life that is a far cry from Los Angeles.