Facebook Flirting

I find it infinitely annoying when bitches be trying to hit on my man in public.

Well....not MY man. But a man I want to be mine.

Erhemm. Anyways.

Tips for the ladies:

If you want a boyfriend; go talk to a man. In REAL life.

If you want to write a cute statement about how he can keep your dvds; text it to him. I don't wanna spend days figuring out how he got the fuckin dvd from you to begin with.

And if you want to comment on how he's soo cute or how you want to place your vagina on any yummy body part of his; send it in a message. Actually no. Don't send it at all. Because he's already getting enough vagina from me and doesn't need you.

thanks.

Pumped Up Kicks-Foster the People

Listen and Love, Bitches!!!!

If it's not stuck in your head after the first few minutes; please consult a physician.

Get Your Slut On!

Queen bees have sex with up to 40 males a day.

What. A. Hoe.

I will never look at another scantily dressed bee bitch on Halloween the same again.

You learn something new every day, bitches. Every day.

Like A Virgin; Blogging For The Very First Time

Hey, ya'll.

So this is my 2nd blog on here.

On my other one, I discuss my life and it's more of a personal diary.

Here, I want to be frivilous.

I want to be less personal and more into likes and opinions.

It may be boring.

But it makes me happy and entertained.

So like it or not; I'm doing it, bitches. :)

Something to check out:

Roseanne's Nuts

Such a funny show. I'm already in love with it. I've been quoting it to people. It's scary sometimes to think that I act like Roseanne every once in a while. :/

Summary:

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Roseanne’s Nuts will look at Barr’s recent newfound life managing a fully functional 40-acre macadamia and live stock farm on Hawaii’s Big Island alongside her long-time writer-musician boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake. Never one to back down from any challenge, she uses her take-no-prisoners approach to life in shaping a more utopian dream for herself and her loved ones as only Roseanne Barr can. What ensues is a funny, outrageous and unfiltered look at the adventures of one of television’s greatest stars transitioning into a new life that is a far cry from Los Angeles.