Television Is Chewing Gum For The Eyes

So. Apparently, watching 2 hours of television a day, takes almost a year and a half off of your life expectancy.

And uh...I have to tell you; that's pretty scary.

I'm going to die in my 40s at this rate.

***If you attend my funeral, I like "confetti" roses best. The yellow ones with the red/orange tips. Thanks.***

<----- I'm With Stupid

So there's this "woman" on Facebook.

And she's pissing me off.

She writes about her life vividly on her status'.

She's 34 years old, 2 kids that she can't take care of and are with the dad, with nasty pictures of her on the internet with her legs spread wide open.

She's dating a man I used to work with.

He also had sex with my friend.

She was 19 at the time; he was 32.

He does meth.

And he's kinda just a bad guy all around.

Well, this "woman" keeps dumping him and getting back with him.

Each time she writes the lyrics of country songs on her profile.

Her current fave? "Love Don't Run"

But you know what?

Love does run when you're dating a meth head.

And love does run when you don't wanna be tied down to a stupid whore.

But that's just my opinion.

She's a disgrace to women as a whole.

She bashes him saying he's a woman beater, makes all her friends support her and "like" her status....then she gets back with him and uses shitty lyrics as indignation.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Stupid.

Her latest trend?

Loving Jesus.

She's gonna delete everyone that doesn't love Jesus.

You can take a slut to church; but it doesn't make her any less of a slut.

That's all I'm saying.

We're Nothing More Than Fools And Whores And Sad Highs...

This is Augustana!!

Okay, so I've been bashed for loving this band so much.

But there's something just soooo catchy about them.

I definitely enjoy dancing in my undies to them.

And they have a newish album out that everyone needs to check out.

It's self-titled. Augustana-Augustana.

"You need a lover in the first degree/I need a woman who believes in me"

Hey, I can do that.

:)